If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it.
If you break it, fix it.
If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you use it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If you sleep on it, make it up.
If you empty it, fill it.
If it rings, answer it.
If it barks or meows, feed it.
If it cries, love it.
If it belongs to somebody else, get permission to use it.
If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it doesn’t concern you, don’t mess with it.
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die.”Â Mel Brooks